BANDWAGON JUMP GO! You know you wanna know :3

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OK SO this is overdue >.>

But, lemme know what you think of my Jade~ I don't even care if you know his fandom. Anon posts are welcome. EDIT: Comment screening is go /technology fail

♥

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For those of you who are new to the Victoria, I'm Dr. Jade Curtiss, head of your friendly neighborhood medical staff. Please hesitate to contact me for nonsensical things.

[: Hijikata]

Your nicotine addiction is nonsensical, Major, even if you are bedridden~ I'll be sure to come visit, though; I know how much you must have missed decent care.

[: von Karma]

I see Ms. Takano has left. I hope it wasn't too traumatic for you, losing us both~

[ooc: Backdated to just after the mage shenanigans ended.]

Our esteemed first mate has been located, and he is in one piece. However, he got hit or attacked with some sort of tranquilizer and will be out of commission for at least the next day.

[: von Karma]

Whatever he was injected with came from my stores. None of the mages made it to the lower decks. I presume you know what this could mean?

Any of you who get hit by entrapment spells of any kind should alert myself or Ms. Takano immediately. If you are lacking coherent thought processes, kindly point yourself in the direction of a crew member who looks moderately responsible.

If you cannot manage either of those, please try not to act surprised when one of us incapacitates you. It's for your own good ♥

[: Officers]

I will be attempting to dismantle some of these traps, or at least disrupt them. This sort of magic isn't exactly my specialty, but I doubt anyone else around here would even know where to start.

Captain, my advice still stands.

Sir, I'm aware this is simply a routine patrolling assignment, but do try not to overexert yourself. I'd rather not work if I don't have to~

As I'm sure you've all noticed, we have some visitors aboard. Please keep in mind that these creatures, though they may seem harmless, are trained for battle. Do not antagonize them unnecessarily unless you have a particular wish for injury. If anyone manages to set themselves on fire with some of the creatures' more unique abilities, come find me immediately. If anyone manages to set any portion of the ship on fire, I suggest getting off at the next port before the Captain finds you~

Additionally, I will be on duty during Amicus, but I have little desire to bother with the sort of injuries that would result on the holiday. Do try to have a safe Amicus~

[: von Karma // Hard to Hack]

Has anyone taken ah, inventory of these creatures? Someone is sure to do something moronic, and I'd like to know what sort of injuries I will be treating.

I cannot think of an example where jumping to conclusions - particularly considering the severity of these accusations - ever proved to be logical or beneficial. Do try and keep facts well away from ignorant biases.

[: Victoria II // Moderately Hackable]

I'm sure no member of this esteemed crew needs me to reiterate my usual warnings, but I do so enjoy giving these little PSAs.

This is still very much flu season, even if we do have limited contact with the greater public. If anyone becomes ill, come find me or quarantine yourself. Should you be stupid enough to start an epidemic, except to be quarantined for an exceedingly long time.

[: von Karma // Very Difficult to Hack]

I've noticed a rather odd lack of mathematically stacked piles of junk in the hallways. Either Minamoto has miraculously changed his ways, or gone AWOL. I'm like to think he's simply fallen down an air shaft somewhere, but perhaps this bares looking into.

[: Private // Unhackable]]

Vohemar is apparently run by a collection of fools, and this recent ban only serves to reinforce that fact. Their plan is not financially or morally sound - it is only a matter of time before such over-reaching greed causes some sort of uprising.

Of course, if it does succeed in any way, Ivona may very well follow suit. This is distressing, to say the least.

Pity the Long Night is over - it's such a wonderful time to do research, after all.

[: Seras Victoria]

The lab results on your blood sample came back. As I expected, they were quite intriguing - might I ask how, or on what, you fed before coming here?

[: von Karma]

I understand Minamoto's latest pranks have been frustrating, but when you or Commander Edgeworth next decide to punish him, please refrain from lashing. His current wounds are dangerously close to infection and doubt the crew has any desire to have their senses assaulted with gangrene.

[: Private]

Really, the greatest pity is my inability to return to the main labs. Fonons are delightfully reactive this time of the year.

[ooc: Jade has been doing a bit of arte experimentation down below~ Feel free to have noticed the distant sound of small explosions. Jade learned "Meteor Storm"!]